everyone shut the fuck up i found a stardew valley mod that makes the in game dog look like my real dog
y-yes ma’am
everyone shut the fuck up i found a stardew valley mod that makes the in game dog look like my real dog
y-yes ma’am
that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
u know u really like a song when u get goosebumps just thinking about listening to it
Little Einsteins dub step remix
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wunkolo answered:
A month ago during the “soundcloud is going down” scare I wrote a script that basically downloaded my entire corner of SoundCloud at incredibly abusive speed and got bandwidth-banned for a month since CloudFlare detected it as a mass DDOS (which is fair I mean I was downloading like terabytes of data)
“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*